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Joke of the Day
"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"
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"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."
"WIFE: Kate's new baby is 7lbs 11oz ME: WIFE: Roughly 12 a stone ME: WIFE: 312 kilos ME: WIFE: [sigh] a four pack of beer ME: Oh cool"
"18 years ago today, Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum saved our country and our PLANET from an alien invasion. Never forget"
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
"I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!"
"When does the narwhal bacon? Not on January 18th."
"Just ONCE would I love to see a girl I know in a porno"
"I invented a figure skating move. It's called 360 degree faceplant. It's like a normal faceplant, but with a twist."
"How come wrong numbers are never busy?"