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Joke of the Day

"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."

"If you look in your bathroom mirror & say ""Donald Trump"" 3 times, the hair in your shower drain rises up & starts yelling racist slurs."

"What's the difference between a baby shower and a bukkake? Nothing."

"Remember that time when we got trapped on a ski-lift for 4 days, then the acid wore off and we were just sitting on my grandmas porch-swing."

"People have started rating HIV clinics on trip advisor The one time you don't want a positive review."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns... It was really just a play on words."

"Do you know what the kid with no hands got for Christmas? Me neither. He couldn't open his presents."

"""Trent! Your only job was to prep the classroom for Diversity Day!"" ME: *in full scuba gear* look, I think ""diver city day"" could be fun too"

"What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium? A fowl !"

"Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber."