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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"

"I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken."

"SipXecs - I don't always SipX But when I do, I sip Dos Equis nerdjokes"

"I was wondering why my laptop saying Hello And Hello And then I remembered.... It's a dell"

"My urologist is weird. I peed in a cup. He drank it and said, ""You're fine."" Then he paid me. Don't choose a doctor from Craigslist."

"get pizza or die trying"

"Ever accidentally say 'I love you' to important business customers on the phone? Me too. I MEAN ME NEITHER."

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls? Cornflakes!"

"ever since i put all my eggs in one basket i have received unsolicited egg advice, you dont know my life, you dont know what im all about"