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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""

"MTV has named Miley Cyrus the best artist of 2013. Kinda fitting I guess, since MTV has no idea what music is anymore..."

"My neighbor can't understand why he just found human shit on his front porch. I can't understand why he would use a power saw at 5:48 am."

"What do you call a prostitute with white eyes? Full up."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowoman? Snowballs!"

"French pastries are scary They give me the crepes."

"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."

"What did the cannibal order at the bakery? Cinnamon buns."

"Why are there windows on the back of French tanks? So they can watch the battle"

"Have manufacturers of picket fences ever gone on strike? Because the irony would be awesome. Take your time, I'll wait."