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Joke of the Day

"What do I think about my toes? They couldn't be further from my mind."

"BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher."

"*pretends to get an urgent text so I can turn around after I notice I'm walking in the wrong direction*"

"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."

"What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind? What would Scooby doo?"

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."

"I hate when people say 'I died laughing', and don't die."

"No one lies on the Internet They told me my computer had a virus, and asked if I wanted to do a FREE security check. Sure enough, my computer had a virus. How nice of them to tell me."

"GB: Brexit was the dumbest thing in the last years! USA: hold my drink!"