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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: Police are trying to rescue a cow lost in a cannabis field. The steaks have never been higher."

"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"

"Batman obsessively searches the freezer and Alfred says ""What are you looking for!?"" ""Just-ice!"""

"Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick? Because the Doctor can never see him."

"What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican? Paypal"

"Islam is a religion of piece. There's a piece of you over there, a piece over there, another over there.."

"Why the chicken cross the road .... to get the Chinese newspaper. Do you get it? Neither do I, I get the new york times"

"[dog bites my arm off] owner: lol don't worry he's just playing"

"There are three rings in marriage The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"What's a Muslim soccer player's favorite way to move the ball? A. Kicking. B. Heading. C. Kneeing?"