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Joke of the Day

"I think we can all agree that ""Phillybuster"" would be a great name for a cheese steak restaurant in Washington DC"

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"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"
"Why is Chuck Norris still alive? ## Because he's afraid of meeting Bruce Lee on the other side! Credit: Saw the comment in this [tribute video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8wL3AA4BP0) [1:55]"
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
"I just bought that new aftershave ""Stalker"".... It's slightly stronger than Obsession."
"The only time honesty isn't the best policy is when speaking to an Apple employee at the Genius Bar."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven One looks to the other and says ""man it's hot in here"" The other looks back and says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN"""
"Damn girl are you the gulf of mexico? Cuz I would drill that and make a mess"
"A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries."
"What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99? You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday."
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