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Joke of the Day
"What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind? What would Scooby doo?"
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"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."
"Why do milking stools only have 3 legs? Because the cow has the udder"
"""You never tell me you love me,"" said my girlfriend. I said, ""That's because you never ask."" She said, ""Do you want me to?"" ""Go for it,"" I replied. She said, ""Do you love me?"" I said, ""No."""
"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."
"48% of soda fountains tested positive for possible fecal contamination, meaning it's likely you've unknowingly been drinking cream soda."
"Recently I sailed the 7 seas... And let me tell you, this wasn't my worst report card (Seven seas, Seven C's)"
"Ground control to Kerbal III, how willing would you be to share your proximity to the equator? We have zero inclination."
"Octopus 1:"" Woah. There's an arm just swimming by itself."" Octopus 2:"" that's an eel you idiot."""
"My phone autocorrects 'sex' into 'pez' in case you were wondering just how dead my pez life is."