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Joke of the Day
"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"
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"Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself ""dolled up,"" remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls."
"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"""Will you marry me?"" ""The cookie was poison"" ""The lotto numbers will never win"" Examples of why I got fired from writing fortune cookies"
"My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I'm an Ice Cube."
"What do you call a flower in Florida? Orlando Bloom."
"I like to play with words But there are only so many things you can do with a dictionary."
"If you're an American in the living room what are you in the bathroom? European."
"I see your swag and I raise you a high school education."
"Did you get a haircut? No. I got all of them cut."