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Joke of the Day

"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."

"Why are shoes always tied in the ghetto? Because if not, you always be trippin nigga."

"I love being a mom. I just left the vacuum running in front of my teenagers door until he woke up. Should have done what I asked, lil shit!"

"The weather is so nice it makes me want to watch TV with the windows open."

"When I'm on reddit When I'm drunk on reddit: ""Perhaps an up vote for this fine sir, he provided intriguing content."" When I'm sober on reddit: ""YOU SHALL ALL BE DOWN VOTED! NO ONE SHALL BE UP VOTED!"""

"What do you call a good looking tractor? Attractor"

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."

"What did one tampon say to the other?... Nothing, They're all stuck up cunts!"

"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid."

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? One goes \*whack* ""Fuck."" The other goes ""Fuck."" \*whack*"