88751

Joke of the Day

"It's nearly 6 years since US Navy SEALs took out Osama Bin Laden in Pakistan. Talk Abbottabad place to hide."

"RANDOM FACT: Having eye contact for more than 6 seconds without looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder."

"Damn girl, are you the Employee of the Month? 'Cause you sure do suck a lot of dick."

"My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse."

"Did you hear about the drug dealer with arthritis? He had bad joints."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"I went to a posh school. In fact it was so posh, their gym was called James."

"What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud? Mini Soda"

"How do you make a hormone? Refuse to pay her"

"What's the difference between light and hard? You can fall asleep with a light on."