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Joke of the Day
"My teacher said, ""Are you chewing gum?"" I said, ""Do I look like chewing gum to you?"""
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"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"
"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"
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