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Joke of the Day
"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"
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"Why do black men love with their girls call them ""Daddy""? It's showing that she knows one day he's going to walk out on her and never come back."
"My neighbor is loud and obnoxious Now I know how Canada feels"
"What do you call a man that as sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"
"What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking ""Why"" over and over? ""Because I saw so."""
"did you hear about the freak birth at chernobil? a baby was born with more eyes than teeth"
"The crack of dawn is probably just as good as the crack you get at midnight."
"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."
"What do the English use to blow up their enemies? Tea N' Tea."