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Joke of the Day
"I've been debating with myself about masturbating... On one hand it feels great... Edit: Thanks Bo"
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"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles"
"How many nymphomaniacs does it take to screw in a light-bulb? As many as will fit."
"What did the Palestinians do to honour Yasser Arafat when he died? They gave him a 21 stone salute!"
"Alcohol: You know Kung Fu and you're not afraid to use it Brain: This makes sense right now Body: We're on board Pavement: Come at me bro"
"If you get angry, just take deep breaths and count to ten. Unless you're angry about oxygen and numbers."
"What did the abortionist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs =p"
"*quits Twitter to spend time with family* *remembers what family is like* *quits family for Twitter*"
"I have never in my life tried to pronounce an L so hard than when asking my dad for the ""caulk"""
"What's the difference between a kidney bean and a chickpea? I've never had a kidney bean on my face."