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Joke of the Day
"Why are asprins white? Because they work."
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"Got stoned and decided to buy a bottle of ex-lax Just for shits and giggles."
"What do you call a pile of dogs? A ruff terrain."
"Join the war against masturbation!!! We can beat it together!!!"
"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""
"If you ever see a tweet that says ""www@google.com"", that's my grandma trying to use the internet. Leave her alone."
"Q: Why did the sheep jump into the lake? A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th."
"One good thing about being ugly is that when someone stares at you for too long you automatically know they wanna rob you."
"Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"When is a dog not a dog? When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend."