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Joke of the Day

"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"

"*overeats sugar* *gets diabetes* *gets limbs amputated* *can finally smile authentically in pics now that not worried what to do with hands*"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... then every year we could save millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of aids."

"I like my women like I like my whiskey... 12 years old and mixed up with coke."

"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."

"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."

"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants The bartender ask, ""Doesn't that bother you?"" The pirate says,""Arrrgh, it's driving me nuts"""

"How do you kill a fox? Cut off one of it's legs and make it run across Canada"

"How to lose weight - Doctor, I'm fat, how do I lose weight? - Just move your head from left to right and from right to left. - How many times , doctor ? - Every time someone offers you food."

"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"