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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """

"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""

"If you think Pi is 3142, then you're missing the point."

"Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???"

"Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy."

"What's the Cuban national anthem? Row, row, row your boat"

"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably sh!t."

"Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" Knock knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Orange."" ""Orange who?"" Knock knock. ""WHO'S THERE?"" ""The president."" ""Well, why didn't you just say so?"" ""I did."""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Hiroshima Barbie ...just a shadow of her former self"

"I went to the Zoo once. It had only one dog. It was a Shitzu."