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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife, "" why don't you tell me when you orgasm "" "" i don't like to call you when your at work """

"Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan. (better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) ;-;"

"You know what they say, once you go black.... You're a single mom."

"Where are smells made? In the olfactory."

"My friend gets pissed when they call his phone a droid I told him: it's **An**droid, after all."

"Do you believe in God? ""Do you believe in God?"" ""Of course! There's only one J.C. for me!"" AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!! !!!"

"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."

"What starts with ""E"" and has only one letter in it? Envelope!"

"I'll do you like I do my homework... For two minutes."

"What concert can you go to for 45 cents? 50 Cent ft. Nickelback"