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Joke of the Day
"What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt? I know that peel."
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"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"
"Early Time I'm on a Whiskey diet, I lost three days already."
"Infomercials that present themselves as ""special"" news reports - Who exactly are these fooling?"
"Wives are like grenades... Remove the ring and boom, house is gone!"
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"