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Joke of the Day

"A trucker walks into a bar ...drinks a glass of poison and dies immediately."

"What's it called when a Roman sees too many flashing colors? A Julius Seizure."

"So what if I can t spell Armageddan It s not the end of the world."

"That spray tan made me smell like burnt hair & cat pee with a coconut twist. If I could bottle this stench, I'd call it Jersey Whore Breeze."

"Oh no, a subtweet. You got me."

"""Son, I've found a condom in your room."" ""Gee thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"Why did the business dog chase his tail? So he could make ends meet!"

"Crayons are a lot like M & M's, all the colors taste the same."

"How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Five. One."

"I didnt know what to wear to my first meeting of the premature ejaculation society.... ...so i came in my pants."