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Joke of the Day

"2016 has been the year for unforeseen outcomes Something tells me 20/20 will be the year of hindsight."

"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? We shot the only one with a dream."

"What's the difference in Xbox One and your mother? I genuinely care about your mother."

"How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !"

"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"

"Name the only animal that has An asshole in the middle of it's back. A police horse."

"Do I at least get to yell ""Jenga!"" if my life falls apart?"

"I saved my husband's life insurance company 1 million dollars by switching to xanax."