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"Billion dollar idea: Meth with Flouride"
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"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."
"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"
"My signature move at parties is flirting with a cute guy for half an hour before realizing he's actually a bag of Cheetos"
"never trust a persom who speaks in absolutes"
"Where do midget terrorists live? Halfghanistan."
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"What move does the karate kid practice the most? He wax off everyday"
"I don't mean to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^""AutoCorrected"""
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