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Joke of the Day
"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."
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"I think the thing that really gets me hard is increased blood flow to my penis."
"How often do elements masturbate? Periodically"
"My head is so big... When a girl sits on my face, she has room for the remote and a snack."
"Will you marry me? 'Is a marriage proposal' Will, you, Mary, me? 'A foursome inquiry'"
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"Why do doctors spank babies when they are first born? The penises fall off the dumb ones."
"I see your nerd joke and raise you mine A neutron walks into a bar, orders a drink and sits down. He says to the bartender ""How much?"". Bartender replies, ""For you no charge."""
"I knew the guy who invented the clothes iron. Unfortunately, he died from being ironed on the face. I still remember the iron-y smell of his blood."
"If you are looking for a bad girl, I have been known to shop at the art supply store on days they aren't having a sale..."