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Joke of the Day
"Why are families only allowed 1 child in China? The government is opposed to euthanasia."
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"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."
"For lunch today I ate three lunches."
"I hate when my wife asks me to hold her purse and it doesn't match what I'm wearing."
"Why did the janitor flush the toilet? Because it was his duty."
"A beggar once asked me, ""Any change?"" I said, ""Nope. You're still broke."""
"I asked the barista for a Nyquilatte. He was really hairy, like a werewolf. A ""wereista"" if you will. I may have already had some Nyquil."
"[park bench with girlfriend] so you're dumping me because you don't think I'm smart? ""yes brent"" *starts raining* great and now sky water"
"What is E.T. short for? So he can fit on a spaceship."
"Coordinate geometry is terrible. I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?"