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Joke of the Day
"Why don't they let Pakistanis take corners in soccer? Because they'll set up a shop."
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"Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning. Now he is Pro Bono."
"So, a snake walks into a bar.... And the bartender asks in surprise ""how'd you do that?!"""
"""If I had a Hi Fi"" - the next single by The Palindromes."
"Did you hear about the Jewish couple that met during the Holocaust? They were star-crossed lovers."
"I bet deaf people get really confused when they talk to someone who is applying hand lotion..."
"Got laid off."
"Do you know the Greek version of Monopoly? It's called Monopoulos and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everyone loses."
"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"