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Joke of the Day
"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaiiinnss."
Next Joke
"Playing mini-golf with your family is a fun way to spend thirty-two dollars to watch your kid throw 18 tantrums in a row."
"Always trust people who like big butts. They cannot lie."
"Maybe your d*ck is so small because half of it is in your personality."
"What do you call two ants running away? Antelope!"
"I used poo to wash my hair. What a sham! Poo doesn't work at all!"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip."
"my date is in 2 hours, which means I have very little time to fix my glasses and fix my bangs and get a career and lose 50 pounds"
"How do mathematicians become engineers? You just gotta apply yourself."
"Cats constantly look at you like you just asked them for a ride to the airport."