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Joke of the Day

"I don't mean to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty. ^^^^^Yes, ^^^^^I ^^^^^know ^^^^^I ^^^^^already ^^^^^posted ^^^^^this, ^^^^^but ^^^^^the ^^^^^title ^^^^^got ^^^^^""AutoCorrected"""

"Russians dolls. They're so full of themselves"

"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"

"making holy water is easy.... you boil the hell out of it but how to you turn that holy water back into regular tap water? You cook the bejesus out of it. *bejesus may be a local slang but i hope not."

"What's the best thing about dating a black girl? You'd never have to meet the father."

"TIFU... I could've had a V8"

"*knuckle tats* ( S | H | H | H) ( H | H | H | H ) (I'm a librarian)"

"Why did they call it cuppa soup because ebola soup wasn't very appealing"

"I just got a new Sony P station, It had split-stream, so I just ended up messing the toilet seat."

"My roommate and I don't get along. It's because I'm a cat person and she's a bitch."