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Joke of the Day
"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"
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"A kaddish is a hymn of praises to God found in a Jewish prayer service. What is its Muslim equivalent? A kaboom!"
"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."
"What did Trump say to Obama? Orange is new black [p.s. - not my original, my friend told me this one]"
"What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer? Neither one is a squirrel."
"A physicist sees a man about to jump from a building 'Don't do it! ' he shouts 'You have so much potential! '"
"What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel."
"Do you want to hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."
"I think that if Ann Coulter and Rush Limbaugh had their brains swapped, the world would be better because that surgery sounds really risky."
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"