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Joke of the Day
"What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time? dinosore"
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"What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house? Mortgage Freeman"
"Keep calm and text a random number...""I'm pregnant"""
"At least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position."
"Gandalf is the new head coach of the Seattle Seahawks"
"Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless."
"Man goes to a burger stand and asks for an Oasis burger The vendor asks what an Oasis burger is. You get a roll with it."
"I had an asthma attack while walking to work today... Even I didn't believe it when 3 asthmatics jumped out of a bush and started hitting me."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because fuck you"
"I don't know why they are called smart phones, I dropped mine in the toilet and it didn't even try to get out."