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Joke of the Day

"Where did Hitler send his Oranges? The concentration camps."

"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."

"Best garage sale ever! It's not advertised, nobody's here and it's all free! It's like my neighbor accidentally left his garage door open."

"If I have a son, he's going to be named Alvin Simon Theodore, and it'll be funny as hell whenever anyone gets mad and yells his full name."

"What is the definition of torque? When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet."

"How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb?? Just 1...blondes will screw anything."

"What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page."

"Data's joke from Star Trek:TNG, please finish it: ""A monk a clone and a ferengi decided to go bowling together."""

"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."

"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."