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Joke of the Day

"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."

"What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair black? Artificial intelligence."

"What do fish in Jamaica smoke ? Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door."

"I fired my masseur today. He just rubbed me the wrong way."

"What do elephants say as a compliment ? You look elephantastic !"

"What did Dorothy do to the mean Asian Munchkin? She swallowed the yellow prick's load."

"Man, you see that clown who's been spending all day hiding from faggots? No, havn't seen him? Interesting.."

"Why were birth rates low in 1970? You can't get pregnant during '69."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."

"I went to a large bookstore ... ... and asked the lady at the counter, where the self-help section was. She said if she would tell me, it would defeat the very purpose of it."