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Joke of the Day
"What swims slightly faster than a shark? The Little Mermaid on her period."
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"What do you get when you cross a bungee cord with an owl?? My ass."
"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"
"I AM THE MAN OF THIS HOUSE AND WHAT I SAY GOES in one ear and out the other."
"""Oh no I left the easy bake oven on"" *runs home* *house is filled with tiny cakes*"
"Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest"
"Son : ""Dad, who did I get my intelligence from ?"" Dad : ""It must be from your mother. I still have mine"""
"I saw a report that teen pregnancy is falling.... But child obesity is rising. Just proves no one wants to fuck a fatty."
"What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !"
"Reasons to bake a cake after the kids go to bed: 1. To surprise them with it. 2. So they never know you ate an entire cake without sharing."