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Joke of the Day

"What spoils quicker than unrefridgerated meat? The Walking Dead's facebook page."

"You want to know a ironic statement? My mom was a cancer and she was killed by a giant crab."

"How did the hail stone describe it's life? -It really has a lot of ups and downs"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil"

"Was giving a door counselling. We didn't get anywhere at first but he soon opened up to me."

"What do you call a 90's sitcom star's inactivated x chromosomes? Roseanne Barr bodies heh"

"If life has taught me anything, it's that browser history repeats itself."

"I have two requests for my funeral 1) be scattered at Disney Land 2) not to be cremated"

"Oh you wear sunglasses inside? lt must be sunny on planet cool."

"It makes sense why women hate premature ejaculation so much Our whole lives we're taught that nothing worth having comes easy."