117417

Joke of the Day

"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."

Next Joke
 
"""I wanna rock!"" ~said the angry geologist."
"I haven't got a Twitter account, so I just carry around a megaphone to announce what I'm doing at random times. So far I've got 3 followers but I think 2 are cops."
"What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy!"
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Porcupine? In a Porsche, the pricks are in the inside"
"Me: Hi. I can't take your call right now but please leave a message. CW: I'm standing right in front of yo... Me: BEEEEEEEEEEEEP"
"1.How does a elephant hide in the jungle? 2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle? 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples."
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country"
"Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit"
"Why did the criminal hide in the roof? It was very Con-Ceiling."