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Joke of the Day
"Why don't blind people like to go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of the dog."
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"In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental."
"Saudi Arabia refuses to even consider allowing women to drive ""safety on the road is our first priority"" said the King spokesman in a recent press conference"
"I finally got my crush wet.. She got mad at me because i stole her umbrella"
"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"
"Santa Claus came early! Mrs. Claus wasn't too happy."
"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"
"Don't click this post You'll reg-reddit"
"My girlfriend's plastic fork broke while she was eating earlier.... ....Just a tine-y bit. (i was so proud of myself but no one else laughed as much as I did )"
"Wait...the ""S"" in ASAP doesn't stand for ""Slowly?"" Shit. This has cost me 27, maybe 28 jobs."