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"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"
"What's the hardest part about skydiving? The ground."
"My wife complained that the Land's End catalog was showing too much camo print this season... I replied: lots of people are suddenly into camo, but I just don't see it."
"What adjective do you use to describe a bad pun? Pungent"
"I wrote a play on my computer It's a play on word"
"What's the definition of a male chauvinist pig? A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own."
"""Sorry, but I can't sell you cigarettes. It hasn't been 18 revolutions around the sun since you descended from your mother's vagina."""
"What did one ball say to the other? ""This guy in the middle is a dick"""