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"How do a neckbeard's cells divide? by m'tosis"
"We've all been talking about your paranoia."
"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."
"If you're in a clown posse, you don't need to tell us you're insane. We know. Nobody's thinking you're an emotionally stable clown posse."
"""ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""RE-ENTER PASSWORD"" *types 'snowflake'* ""ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL""."
"I read the terms and conditions."
"Did anyone see the original joke posted on this sub today? Neither did I."
"*Rubs lamp* *Nothing happens* Where's the genie? *Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing?"
"What does spinach and anal sex have in common? If they were forced on you as a child you probably don't like them as an adult."