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Joke of the Day

"In the movies, anyone can hotwire a car in 10 seconds. In real life, it takes me 20 minutes to find the gas flap release on a rental."

"I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography"

"What did the dentist say to the golfer? ""You have a hole in one. """

"The game ""HANGMAN"" teaches our children the valuable lesson about how not being able to figure out an answer can be punishable by death."

"SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one candle."

"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"

"Progeria jokes get old real quick."

"Why has there never been an Asian president? Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours"

"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "

"""The concept of romantic love is obsolete in the modern era"" I declare loudly to no one in particular as I grab for another dinner roll."