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Joke of the Day
"What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !"
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"nothing saves money like being antisocial"
"Yo momma's so fat, she uses the Large Hadron Collider as a hula hoop."
"What do you call a mexican barber? El Chapo"
"Just now on tube. Man in rush loses coat draped round shoulders in train doors. Woman retrieves it and calls out 'Batman, your cape.'"
"Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease? A. Because they're all pigs."
"are their jew witout big nose... yas, but onli aftar nose removal"
"He was the best human cannonball the circus ever had. You seldom meet a man of his caliber."
"How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together."
"My dad and I never got along We have been butting heads since the womb"