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Joke of the Day

"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"

"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"

"You can tell Monopoly is an old game... ...because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"[hospital] DOCTOR: Your wife signed a DNR ME: I'm here for a sprained ankle DOCTOR: She insisted"

"Sometimes I squirt mayonnaise across my breasts so I don't forget what it's like to have a boyfriend."

"Ancient artifacts hint Jesus may have had a wife and kids So he likely suffered a lot more than we think."

"I put 1 ball in my pocket. But, my friend found 3."

"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"

"I grew up in Africa. During the summers, we just had balloon fights."