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Joke of the Day
"What time do you go to the dentist? 2:30"
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"What do you do if a bird shits on your windscreen? Don't take her out again."
"Curiosity got sent to mars as punishment. As punishment for killing Schrodinger's cat."
"What's six foot three, black, and won an Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead in To Sleep with Anger Danny Glover."
"Time zones are amazing! Here in New Zealand it's tomorrow, in America it's yesterday and in North Korea it's 1980."
"What's your favorite stereotype? Mine is Panasonic"
"regardless means without regard irregardless means the same as regardless except you never had any English classes"
"IF JFK taught me one thing... The best way to clear your head is to take a ride in your car."
"OC from my 10 yr old son: Why do women like roses? Because they are pretty and hurt you."
"What's a life without units? Unmeasurable."