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Joke of the Day
"Wait...the ""S"" in ASAP doesn't stand for ""Slowly?"" Shit. This has cost me 27, maybe 28 jobs."
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"Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!"
"What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath? The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!"
"Don't get offended. Only racist jokes... Q: Why are Black people so tall? A: Because their KneeGrows."
"What does a black man get after sex? 15 years - life in prison."
"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"
"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]"
"What do Reptiles love to smoke? Mariguana"
"UPDATE: This year's most popular Halloween costume will be Slutty Chilean Miner."