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Joke of the Day

"What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."

"What do you call a fake noodle? ... An ""impasta""!!!!"

"Why did Pinocchio's nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her."

"New studies show 9/10 people enjoy gang rape."

"I used to steal jokes of comedians. I still do, but I used to too."

"I lost my watch the other day. I'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when."

"Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: ""How Come?"""

"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"Why does the mushroom always get invited to the party? Because he was a fungi"