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Joke of the Day

"I love watching a bird of prey in flight, soaring through the--nevermind its a trash bag everything sucks"

"Why are black guys eyes red after sex? From the pepper spray."

"What do you call a Chinese Billionaire? Cha Ching."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick up your girlfriend's arse."

"My mute grandfather always said:"

"How are a roof and quantum physics the same? They both go over your head."

"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."

"Whats the difference between a terrorist camp and a high school? I don't know, I just fly drones."

"Is it a blow job or a blowjob? Fuck I hate writing thank you cards..."

"What do you and a black hole have in common? You're both dense motherfuckers."