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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why did the farmer call his pig ""Ink""? A: Because it was always running out of the pen."

"I just did my budget for June. If I don't buy food ... I won't need toilet paper. I think I'm on to something here."

"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""

"I had to quit the massage business. I kept rubbing people the wrong way."

"We all bring something different to the table. I have all of my teeth and can read."

"What is the favorite sex position of James Bond? 69 - she **shakes** and he **stirs**."

"Thoughts on ""The Hunt for Red October""? oops, wrong sub."

"I like my women like I like my video games... Finish this joke! There's a thousand punchlines. I want to hear yours!"

"Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I'll put some clothes on too."

"TIL if you buy the new MacBook Pro There is no escape."