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Joke of the Day

"I lost my watch the other day. I'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when."

"Which sex position gives birth to the mostly ugly children? Ask your mom"

"I had my work appraisal yesterday. The boss said, ""There is no I in team."" To which I replied, ""But there is a U in cu*t."""

"Why didn't Jesus eat bacon? It wasn't because he was Jewish, it's because he didn't exsist."

"How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!"

"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"

"Do you know the definition of a bonehead? Someone who's marrow minded."

"Why did Jill fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle."

"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff"

"Goldilocks was killed last night The murderers did it with their own bear hands"