182053

Joke of the Day

"I have no time for stupid people But they sure do have time for me."

"I respect the Secret Service They are the only law enforcement agency in the country that gets in trouble if a black man gets shot."

"A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."

"A QA Tester walks into a bar."

"Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America."

"I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case."

"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."

"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"

"Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle."