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Joke of the Day

"A Chinese couple recently gave birth to a 7lb, 6oz baby girl, who suffers from albinism Just goes to show that sometimes, two Wongs CAN make a white."

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"Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant."
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
"""Why did u jump off that bridge?"" My friend did it too ""Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u?"" Yes. I literally just said that"
"Two Condoms Two condoms walk by a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Let's go in here and get shit-faced."""
"""Will the father be present during the birth?"" asked the obstetrician. ""Nah"" replied the mother-to-be ""He and my husband don't get along."""
"What is a mexicans favourite tv show? Spicks and specks. (google it)"
"what will i do when i have an out-of-body experience? i'll see myself out...."
"I'm just me looking for fun"