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Joke of the Day

"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."

"Why did the condom fly around the room? It was pissed off."

"what do you call a deaf Gorilla? Anything you like he cannot hear you"

"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."

"Some people were offended by Trump's remark that Hillary Clinton was ""schlonged"" by Obama during the 2008 Democratic primary! No this is the Donald's normal everyday shtump speech!"

"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."

"why do i wish my lawn was an emo ? SO it would cut itself"

"It takes a second..... Two guys walk into a bar.... you think the second would have noticed. HA."

"Say what you will about grammar nazis At least they aren't anti-semantic."

"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."