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Joke of the Day

"Went on a date with a non-partisan woman I gave it to her right down the middle."

"My partner left me because of my pasta feeling fetish I'm feeling cannelloni right now..."

"What's Big? My ass."

"Giving compliments... ...to women is like pot-hitting in a mine field."

"The Mohel Did ya know that Mohels don't get paid? They only take tips."

"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."

"The most reliable bridge builders in all of Mexico. Spic and Span"

"What is a proletariat cannibal's favorite food? A double cheese bourger."

"Studies show that a lot of women turn into good drivers So If you're a good driver, look out for women turning"

"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."