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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a reptile...? What do you call a reptile who says ""But Cowardly Lion......You've had courage..... This entire....Time""? [The Wonderful Lizard of Pause](/spoiler)"

"Teacher: Why are you late? Boy: My fish died. Teacher: What fish? Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school."

"Those of you who believe everything you read on the internet probably also believe there's hot local singles in your area."

"What is an orphans favorite beer? Fosters"

"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."

"What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy."

"Finding a girlfriend is like finding a parking lot, Only the handicapped ones are left."

"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."

"Wow, it's a beautiful day outside. I should probably do something. *closes the blinds so there isn't a glare on my screen* ~ Developers"

"What is a hooker in Alaska called? A frostitute!"