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Joke of the Day
"A QA Tester walks into a bar."
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"""I see you have created a tiny human. I, too, have done this."" -me trying to make mom friends. Should I not whisper it? I'll try shouting"
"What city will Leo Dicaprio never visit ? Osaka."
"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."
"Easter tip: Tell your kids you hid an egg with $50 in it in the backyard but you don't remember where. Enjoy a quiet day indoors."
"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""
"George foreman sells a grill, what does the iron shiek sell? Cast iron sheik skillets."
"What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine? Porcupines have pricks on the outside."
"Horrible joke Getting screwed over by a ex is like learning that your crabs got herpes"
"I got my kid a puppy as a present, but it died before Christmas... FML, now I'm stuck taking care of a puppy. Edit: For those worried about the kid, it's ok. He was an adopted ginger, so no big deal."