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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
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"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."
"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """
"Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make... Then they call me ugly and poor."
"What did Mr. Orange say to Anna Banana when she asked what his first name was in rhyme world? Fuck off"
"Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that..."
"What do you call a prostitute that has been kidnapped? A whorestage"
"What is a good opening bridge bid for the Presidential Election? One no-Trump. Literally a Dad joke. From my literal Dad."
"*hands note Boss: *reading* 'Please excuse my son from' Ridiculous! You're working! *thinking* I practiced my Mom's signature for nothing"
"I live in a bizarre future where a featureless black slab suddenly starts glowing in order to inform me that the world likes my jokes"