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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear."
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"Eye jokes aren't funny They're really cornea."
"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."
"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"
"A priest, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. He orders a drink..."
"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."
"What is a firefighter's favorite video game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U HINT: Say it outloud"
"A man walks into a bar..... His alcoholism is tearing his family apart."
"I've finally understood the meaning of ""politics"" It's derived from ""poly"", the Greek word for ""many"", and ""tics"", a blood sucking parasite."