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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose."
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"Just saw that I have one unheard message and I didn't even see my phone ring. I hope it's not: a) Work related b) Mel Gibson"
"*Hunts and Kills Winnie the Pooh *Hunts and Kills Pepe Le Pew *Cooks both in stew *Serves Pooh Pew Platter"
"How did the inventor of the car advertise his new ""horse-less carriage""? He said it goes without a hitch!"
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"
"I've come to the realisation that tofu is over rated- It's just a curd to me."
"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."
"Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way when you do insult them you're already a mile away and you have their shoes."
"What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur? Chia LaBeouf"
"Don't stand in the rain if you're stuck in a shit storm"