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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell! She's got a grenade in her mouth!"
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"Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]"
"She was only a moonshiner's daughter But I loved her still."
"Did you hear about the stationary store? It moved."
"How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?? One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn....."
"Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?"
"What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original."
"If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder."
"My jokes are so dark Whenever i use it it starts picking cotton."
"My best friend stole my wife from me... I am really going to miss him."