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Joke of the Day

"What's Santas favorite band? Sleigher."

"Two blonds are on opposite sides of a river ""Hey!!! How do I get on the other side??"" ""You idiot!! You're already on the other side!!!"""

"My relationship is like Monopoly. She gives me too many Chances."

"What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target."

"How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? Broom and a Dustpan."

"What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical? plague-arism"

"got removed from r/showerthoughts but... Helen Keller really only knew a hand-full of words..."

"Heartbeats away from president When you're a Vice President people say you're a heartbeat away from president. But really, it's a failed heartbeat away from president"

"The difference between Sean Connery and a Silica Tetrahedron One's an ionic bond, the other's an iconic Bond."

"What happens when a man of jewish descent runs into a wall with an erection? He breaks his nose."